Introduction

Hey everybody, how are you doing? Everything is good over here as I would like to introduce myself and my blog to you all. Hopefully you guys enjoy what you read and have a good time with it. I'm not looking to offend anyone with what I write, I'm just trying to share my thoughts, ideas, and hopefully a lot laughs. If you do get offended, go fuck yourself and read something peaceful and clean like Jim Norton's, "I Hate Your Guts." I'm not the kind of jerk-off that says "I tell it how it is." I just tell it the way I think it is and that is my opinion. Everything people say is an opinion unless it has a statistical fact; and I hate math. The point of this is to have fun, share some of my old jokes along with a lot of the new stuff. I have a lot to say about a lot of things, and I want you guys to be a part of it. I will sign off for now, but stay tuned for the first real posted blog with actual content that hopefully won't bore you to death like this just did.