Danny DeVito is My Hero

Danny DeVito has to be the oddest looking person that I have ever seen. I mean, he's not a little person (a.k.a. midget, a.k.a. short stack, a.k.a. person that makes me feel like I should be playing in the NBA because of my height), but he's not big enough to be considered a regular sized person. The only thing that might come off regular is his big belly, but that doesn't even fit him proportionally. He wears glasses, has a hair colt-a-sac, and I'm jealous. The guy has made more money on all of his unfortunate looks than I ever will on my constant weight gain and consistent hair reduction. And then, crazy enough, the guy finds a woman that actually would marry him. Although calling Rhea Perlman a woman is a bit of stretch. She's almost as bad looking as Danny is. Someone needs to tell Rhea that just because you have hair, doesn't mean you should grow it. The Jerry Curl went out years ago. Straighten it or shave it down. You're setting black people back 20 years with your ridiculous haircut. You know that these two ug's actually have three kids. I got glimpse of them once and they look exactly like you would think they would; hysterical and self-esteem boosting. If you're ever having a bad hair day or feel a little bloated, just remember that it could be worse.; you could actually feel that way everyday if you're Mr. or Mrs. Danny DeVito. So I guess it is always Sunny in Phladelphia.

Introduction

Hey everybody, how are you doing? Everything is good over here as I would like to introduce myself and my blog to you all. Hopefully you guys enjoy what you read and have a good time with it. I'm not looking to offend anyone with what I write, I'm just trying to share my thoughts, ideas, and hopefully a lot laughs. If you do get offended, go fuck yourself and read something peaceful and clean like Jim Norton's, "I Hate Your Guts." I'm not the kind of jerk-off that says "I tell it how it is." I just tell it the way I think it is and that is my opinion. Everything people say is an opinion unless it has a statistical fact; and I hate math. The point of this is to have fun, share some of my old jokes along with a lot of the new stuff. I have a lot to say about a lot of things, and I want you guys to be a part of it. I will sign off for now, but stay tuned for the first real posted blog with actual content that hopefully won't bore you to death like this just did.